We had the following conversation today, as Madeline crawled on top of me to snuggle.
Madeline: "Hey Sam."
Me: "Tell brother that it's time to come out. Say, 'Today's the day!'"
Madeline: "You can come out now, Sam. Today's the day!"
(presses her ear to my stomach, presumably wating for a response.)
Madeline: "I think he said, 'No.'"
Okay, Little Miss Baby Whisperer, take your negative vibes into your bedroom. Wait. Before you go, tell your brother he's grounded.