The Baby Whisperer

We had the following conversation today, as Madeline crawled on top of me to snuggle.

Madeline:  "Hey Sam."

Me:  "Tell brother that it's time to come out.  Say, 'Today's the day!'"

Madeline:  "You can come out now, Sam.  Today's the day!"

(presses her ear to my stomach, presumably wating for a response.)

Madeline:  "I think he said, 'No.'"

Okay, Little Miss Baby Whisperer, take your negative vibes into your bedroom.  Wait.  Before you go, tell your brother he's grounded.