Missing Ingredient

I have been sick since December 23rd. As of late, my night time routine looks a lot like Walter's from Sleepless in Seattle.  (I just scared away my very last male reader.)  It's like clockwork now: Hot shower Hot tea Decongestant Antibiotic Tylenol Ibuprofen Prenatal vitamin Vitamin C & Zinc Humidifier Throat losenge Vapo-rub Neomycin/Polymyxin/Hydrocortisone ear drops Benzocaine numbing drops Hot compress

You would think that 8 nights of this would make a person well.  But, nay; I am missing one essential ingredient.


Anyone want a couple of kids for the next few nights?  I will leave you something awesome in my will.  Like my complete collection of Bryan White CDs from middle school (I still can't believe he never fell in love with me).