I have been sick since December 23rd. As of late, my night time routine looks a lot like Walter's from Sleepless in Seattle. (I just scared away my very last male reader.) It's like clockwork now: Hot shower Hot tea Decongestant Antibiotic Tylenol Ibuprofen Prenatal vitamin Vitamin C & Zinc Humidifier Throat losenge Vapo-rub Neomycin/Polymyxin/Hydrocortisone ear drops Benzocaine numbing drops Hot compress
You would think that 8 nights of this would make a person well. But, nay; I am missing one essential ingredient.
Anyone want a couple of kids for the next few nights? I will leave you something awesome in my will. Like my complete collection of Bryan White CDs from middle school (I still can't believe he never fell in love with me).