As I was sitting around a pile of baby blue tissue paper and a stack of tiny new onesies, sipping punch with some friends:
Jamie (mother of 2 boys): "My boys' snake had babies."
Kate (mother of boy in utero): "Ooh, how many?"
Jesica (mother of 2 boys): "Woah, how big were they?"
Jamie: "They were only a couple inches long and really skinny."
Jesica: "Like a worm?"
Jamie: "Even skinnier."
Kate: "Like fish poop?"
Jamie: "Actually, they looked like sperm. Because they have bigger heads and then these little bodies that wiggle really fast all the time (wiggling both of her arms around like sperm, cup of punch in hand)."
Brooke: "THIS IS THE BEST BABY SHOWER CONVERSATION, EVER!"
(I'll rehash the rest of this baby shower for you sometime this week. Obviously some good content there.)