House Wifery

Every time I clean my toilets I think of my mom.  This is because many years ago she bestowed upon me the following pearl of wisdom:

"Your toilet should be so clean that if you ever have a party and a guest has to throw up, they should be able to throw up in your toilet without being disgusted.  Always be sure your guests have a sparkling clean toilet to throw up in."

Hospitality 101.  You can see why I never forgot it.

Thanks mom, for being so very, very practical.  My drunken party guests pregnant friends thank you, too.