He Needs Counseling

It was 100° by 10:00am the other day, and Jasper's new favorite place to sleep is on my computer battery.  Because it's not HOT ENOUGH in this house.

Question: Will he get cancer from this?  Is there a computer battery therory like the cell phone theory?  

I'd really like to know, because one year my roommates and I unwittingly killed our  fish by keeping it on top of the microwave (it was the only empty surface in our tiny dorm room).  To be honest I don't think I can handle that kind of guilt trauma again.

Although, considering his proclivity to sit INSIDE of plastic bags....

Could Jasper be trying to take his own life?  He's such a drama queen.